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Bespoke Stories

Whimsical narrative snippets based on a seed word of your choice. They can vary in length – from two paragraphs to two tomes, and in format – story, scene, diary entry, short essay, stream of consciousness, dialogue. The sky is the limit.

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Dream Excerpts

Everybody dreams, not everyone remembers them. Why not increase your dream assets by collecting authentic oneiric reports from a prolific dreamer? Guaranteed not to bore you. Dreams come mostly in text form, but beware of the occasional text or video. 

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Heartfelt Compliments

A sincere and uplifting compliment, crafted especially for the buyer’s, based on their social media presence. 

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Future Offerings

More story formats will be offered in the future, such as:

Cat stories

The quintessential cryptokitties, Luna and Cacau are not just gorgeous, they have the most delightful (and opposite) personalities. A master in the art of purr, snow princess Luna will soothe your roughest day, empowered body positive Cacau gives a new meaning to my whiskers, my rules. Photos and videos that you just can’t get enough of.

Unsolicited Advice

Not asked for but given anyway. Bad advice, stupid advice, useless advice, even good advice, if advice was any better it’d be twins. But wait, they are! Whether you get the enabler or the agitator advisor is up to serendipity. 

Inception

Want to incept narratives into people’s lives? Contribute to the seed word bank and whenever your suggestion is picked to seed an impromptu story, either by a buyer or the friendly algorithm, you’ll receive a NFT link to the tailored piece. The more words you incept, the more story fruits you’ll bear. Think of it as a more ethical sperm bank overflow.

Random Thoughts

Rants and ramblings, loose ideas, observations, insights, pet peeves and obsessions. If it’s random, we got it. Thoughts come and go, here they are captured and expanded, in video or SMS records.

Character Network

Video micro series portraying the intricate way in which the most preposterous characters interact over particular issues. Is it comedy? Is it tragedy? Can’t tell. Is it fun? Always.

Robot Scenes

Who are we? Where are we? What are we doing? How are we feeling? Let us be your robots and improv an audio scene based on your commands, Master.

Fake Trivia

What’s better than trivia? Fake trivia, of course! Impress your friends with your knowledge of complete horseshit. More (un)believable than reality.